Top Ten Things Never Heard in a Barber Shop

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If you’re woman–or a man under 50–you may never have set foot in an old-fashioned barber shop. What goes on in there? Would you like to listen in on the sparkling conversation? Go ahead, eavesdrop all you want; you’ll never hear these words spoken:

  1. Hey, those women on Fox News wear their skirts a bit too short, don’t you think? I mean, how do they sit down in those things?
  2. Oh, I don’t want to bore you with all the details of my prostate surgery. Let’s talk about something else.
  3. I really think this Obamacare thing is going to work, don’t you?
  4. Those Wall Street bankers don’t get nearly enough credit for pumping up our economy, do they? And why are they so underpaid?
  5. Football really is a pretty darned dangerous sport. My guess is that in 5 years we’ll be watching soccer on Sunday afternoon.
  6. Ford, Chevy–who cares? One’s just the same as the other.
  7. Isn’t the Detroit Lions front office just top-notch? Too bad their ball-players keep letting them down every year.
  8. Nancy Pelosi? We need more people like her in Washington.
  9. Have you tried that new Lean Cuisine?  Mighty tasty.
  10. Isn’t gasoline a bargain? $3.50 a gallon! How are the oil companies making any money at that price?
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One comment on “Top Ten Things Never Heard in a Barber Shop

  1. Dan's oldest son Dan says:

    Younger brother: I still go to an old-fashioned barbershop. He likes to see me coming because there’s less work for him for the same money. For all the years I’ve been going to him I have never ever heard one of those ten statements. Must have taken you a lot of research to find those.

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